Okay, so this is a failing November. (And not just at NaNo.) I wrote this on Friday, just getting around to posting. Current word count: 8819. Just under halfway short of where I should be. The first bit is a continuation of the last posted section, with implied time passing.
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Half an hour later, many careful snippets and trims after the initial high - spirited (wrong/inaccurate phrase) snip, reality was ready to sink back in. Delia stared at her pixie – like cut with a mixture of awe and trepidation. “Do you think my parents will kill me?” she asked, only half joking.
Tanya clicked the scisssors and grinne dlike a shark, in a morbid attempt at humor. “I’m the one holding the ‘lethal weapon,’” she said with a smirk that only slightly revealed that she, too, was worried, completely oblivious to the ‘lethal weapon’ joke revealing the author’s sudden and insane preoccupation with Whose Line jokes, because even though an extension of the author’s identity and imagination or subcionscious or whatever you want to call it, she is nonetheless only a character who doesn’t really kno what’s going oin, because the author has decided it is thus so for the time being, in keeping with the rules of Reality, which in the manner of all good English teachers has threatened once again to kick her out if she stopped showing up in good form to… uh whatever word completels that rather awkward metaphor.
Francis Meets Tanya
The Sonic was new. It took them just over a month to build it – it was a recprd – breaking speedy assembly – and the citizens of Phoenix Springs had never felt so modern.
It happened over a bag of tater tots. Eager – beaver Tanya had been among the first to apply at the new store, desperate for anything to distract her from the big fight she had just had with Dill, and to stay away from Silver’s unwanted intentions. High school was tough. Aye, she thought, in a very Scotty – esque accent, grinning as she remembered all the fun she and some friends whose names the author can’t be bothered to come up with at the moment, had obsessing over Star Trek, so what else is new. Italics would probably be a good idea if I keep up with the thought – talk.
Man, she thought, as she tried on the unflattering uniform for the very first time. My life reads like a bad summary of a really lame teen chick flick novel type thing.
Tanya attempts to write a NaNo novel, i.e., the author is cheating
Everyone thought she was crazy for attempting it, except for Delia, but that was probably because Delia accepted her – that is to say, Tanya’s – insanity as just another kind of sanity, in a really cliché and modern teen kind of way. For being out in the middle of nowhere, this town really does fit right in with mainstream teen culture crap, Tanya thought. As I know it via the Internet, anyway. Besides, Delia is one of my closer friends, and therefore less surprised about all the weird stuff I continually get off “teh interwebs,” as I have heard it called…
She heaved a sigh and stared forlornly at her computer screen, waiting for inspiration to strike. Sometimes she thought it was because she didn’t have a lovely anthropomorphized muse like apparently every other writer her age (again, knowledge via the internet (whee, I’m writing crap!) but she just couldn’t find an image that worked for her. Male or female? Occupation? Strange object? Nothing really… ha, ha, oh the irony… inspired her.
Which was part of the problem. What with the whole “classes” thing. She’d gotten another lecture from her mother last night, not to mention Delia and the constant worried pokes and prods of various friends, but it was Francis, oddly, she thought of when the rare pang of guilt broke through this strange muffling “shell” that seemed to enclose her life. Francis, who was quietly jamming to his ipod on the top bunk of the bunkbed in her family’s rec room, who reminded her in nonverbal, yet surprisingly potent ways that she wasn’t taking care of herself.
Sometimes it got annoying. His altest efforts to get her to sleep more than two or three hours a night, for example…
Tanya shook herself mentally, and determinedly began tapping away at the keyboard.
It would be nice if I didn’t feel guilty about counting random fourth wall breaking rants like these as part of my fifty thousand words, but then again I’m so far behind at this point… but I fi’m not doing ti right, then really, what is the point? Just write. Don’t think. Pickle, that sort of thing. Just type and let the keys flow. I will get back into this and I will succeed.
Tanya sighed, looking at her new pseudo – paragraph, highlighted it with an impatient click of the keys, and tapped “delete.” “So much for that,” she announced out loud. “And it’s only November second. I suck at this.”
“Talent has nothing to do with identity,” Francis reminded her from his position on the top bunk. He lay with his long legs stretched up against the wall, one foot tapping absently in time with whatever music he was blaring in his ipod, hands folded beneath his neck as he dangled his head over the edge, craning slightly to get a look at Tanya at the desk. His long red hair flopped like a ton of oddly (dementedly) colored seaweed. “Remember your Terry Pratchett lessons.”
“I don’t quite fancy myself a Rincewind, thanks,” Tanya said sourly, but not un – good – naturedly.
Francis flung his arms out behind his head, stretching tensely, and yawned hugely, cracking his jaw open like a snake. Or unhinging. Whatever. He glanced lazily down at Tanya from under hooded eyes, who was in turn watching him with one eyebrow raised and an amused smile on her lips. “So just… write. Don’t even think about it. Just close your eyes and let your mind go blank, put your fingers on the keyboard, and… type.”
“I wonder how they dealt with writer’s block before the all – important laptop and typing ability,” Tanya mused aloud, turning back around to face her patiently waiting laptop.
She closed her eyes and took a deep breath. “Shouldn’t close my eyes,” she muttered. “Tiredness always comes… at the most…”
Sleep overcame her, and she slipped forward until her head was resting on her arms.
Francis, eyes closed, knew nonetheless what had happened, and he grinned at the ceiling. “Worked like a charm,” he congratulated himself.
A scene from real life, kind of, and random intermissions, because there’s not enough of those already at all.
Taya hadn’t been sleeping well again. Her eyes refused to shut at night, no matter how late – or how early – the hour, at least usually, until the most onopportune, not to mention inappropriate, times.
There was something comforting, oddly, certainly familiar, at least, about falling asleep in her early morning classew, not to mention overusing commas and distorting sentence structures. After all the weirdness that had been Daniel, and life in general, lately, that almost tangible sensation of normality was as welcome as sinking into a warm bath after coming inside on a blustery cold day.
Ryan Meer “call me Cat” was just as annoying, arrogant, and ctonemptous, or condescending, take your pick of adjectives, Tanya has a whole list full she’s willing to sahre) as ever. When he first moved there everyone thought he was gay, until, unable to hold bavk her “snortiggle,” as Delia called it, laughter, Tanya had started huming swing music, and it finally clicked in peoples’ minds. It didn’t hurt that Sammy had started in on “in the jungle, the mighty jungle…” in a perfect imitation of Timon’s voice; you know, the meer – cat (spacing for emphasis) from Tanya’s all time favorite movie, The Lion King.
Yes, there was something oddly familiar and comforting about “failing” latin. (She wasn’t sure if / why the quotations were warranted, but she didn’t care all that much to worry about it; they just seemed to fit.) the working – on – other – things, the failing asleep on the textbook, the staring blankly off into space unsure where she was or where her drifting mind was, however slowly, heading…
At least Mr. Dixit didn’t care. Or at least, he never seemed to notice. He rarely looked directly at the class at all, preferring instead to stare, left eye twitching a bit, above the students’ heads at the far back wall, or to fiddle nervously with the textbook he helf open flat on the table before him that served as podium. Staring at the blackboard was another favorite, as he scribbled his chicken – scratch, completely illegible notes on it that nonetheless a few students attempted to copy down. Most students just doodled.
The blackboard itself was interesting. For some reason, only half the school had white boards, and the rest were left with chalk and powdery erasers. Even more oddly, it was split down the middle of the high school hallway; the left side, even numbered rooms had one, and the right side, odd numbered classrooms, the other.
Once, or so “school legend” had it, a student wrote a mock - essay on the symbolism of this subject, tracing it back to segregation, the poverty divide, and reeling in about six different interpretations of post modernism. No one knew where a copy of this essay might be found, but its unknown author was revered in certain slightly – geeky circles for the sheer brazenness of actually turning it in and not running for cover when it was givn a heartfelt, big – red - felt - tip – pen kind of F.
Tanya enjoyed writing in her journal during class too, as well as sleeping. It also offered her a nice pillow for mornings like this, should the softness of the inside of the textbook ever fail, when the tiredness finally hit her, in – ignorable and unavoidable as a giant steamroller, determined to slowly flatten her. (That was another Whose Line reference, for those who may have missed it.)
//
Half an hour later, many careful snippets and trims after the initial high - spirited (wrong/inaccurate phrase) snip, reality was ready to sink back in. Delia stared at her pixie – like cut with a mixture of awe and trepidation. “Do you think my parents will kill me?” she asked, only half joking.
Tanya clicked the scisssors and grinne dlike a shark, in a morbid attempt at humor. “I’m the one holding the ‘lethal weapon,’” she said with a smirk that only slightly revealed that she, too, was worried, completely oblivious to the ‘lethal weapon’ joke revealing the author’s sudden and insane preoccupation with Whose Line jokes, because even though an extension of the author’s identity and imagination or subcionscious or whatever you want to call it, she is nonetheless only a character who doesn’t really kno what’s going oin, because the author has decided it is thus so for the time being, in keeping with the rules of Reality, which in the manner of all good English teachers has threatened once again to kick her out if she stopped showing up in good form to… uh whatever word completels that rather awkward metaphor.
Francis Meets Tanya
The Sonic was new. It took them just over a month to build it – it was a recprd – breaking speedy assembly – and the citizens of Phoenix Springs had never felt so modern.
It happened over a bag of tater tots. Eager – beaver Tanya had been among the first to apply at the new store, desperate for anything to distract her from the big fight she had just had with Dill, and to stay away from Silver’s unwanted intentions. High school was tough. Aye, she thought, in a very Scotty – esque accent, grinning as she remembered all the fun she and some friends whose names the author can’t be bothered to come up with at the moment, had obsessing over Star Trek, so what else is new. Italics would probably be a good idea if I keep up with the thought – talk.
Man, she thought, as she tried on the unflattering uniform for the very first time. My life reads like a bad summary of a really lame teen chick flick novel type thing.
Tanya attempts to write a NaNo novel, i.e., the author is cheating
Everyone thought she was crazy for attempting it, except for Delia, but that was probably because Delia accepted her – that is to say, Tanya’s – insanity as just another kind of sanity, in a really cliché and modern teen kind of way. For being out in the middle of nowhere, this town really does fit right in with mainstream teen culture crap, Tanya thought. As I know it via the Internet, anyway. Besides, Delia is one of my closer friends, and therefore less surprised about all the weird stuff I continually get off “teh interwebs,” as I have heard it called…
She heaved a sigh and stared forlornly at her computer screen, waiting for inspiration to strike. Sometimes she thought it was because she didn’t have a lovely anthropomorphized muse like apparently every other writer her age (again, knowledge via the internet (whee, I’m writing crap!) but she just couldn’t find an image that worked for her. Male or female? Occupation? Strange object? Nothing really… ha, ha, oh the irony… inspired her.
Which was part of the problem. What with the whole “classes” thing. She’d gotten another lecture from her mother last night, not to mention Delia and the constant worried pokes and prods of various friends, but it was Francis, oddly, she thought of when the rare pang of guilt broke through this strange muffling “shell” that seemed to enclose her life. Francis, who was quietly jamming to his ipod on the top bunk of the bunkbed in her family’s rec room, who reminded her in nonverbal, yet surprisingly potent ways that she wasn’t taking care of herself.
Sometimes it got annoying. His altest efforts to get her to sleep more than two or three hours a night, for example…
Tanya shook herself mentally, and determinedly began tapping away at the keyboard.
It would be nice if I didn’t feel guilty about counting random fourth wall breaking rants like these as part of my fifty thousand words, but then again I’m so far behind at this point… but I fi’m not doing ti right, then really, what is the point? Just write. Don’t think. Pickle, that sort of thing. Just type and let the keys flow. I will get back into this and I will succeed.
Tanya sighed, looking at her new pseudo – paragraph, highlighted it with an impatient click of the keys, and tapped “delete.” “So much for that,” she announced out loud. “And it’s only November second. I suck at this.”
“Talent has nothing to do with identity,” Francis reminded her from his position on the top bunk. He lay with his long legs stretched up against the wall, one foot tapping absently in time with whatever music he was blaring in his ipod, hands folded beneath his neck as he dangled his head over the edge, craning slightly to get a look at Tanya at the desk. His long red hair flopped like a ton of oddly (dementedly) colored seaweed. “Remember your Terry Pratchett lessons.”
“I don’t quite fancy myself a Rincewind, thanks,” Tanya said sourly, but not un – good – naturedly.
Francis flung his arms out behind his head, stretching tensely, and yawned hugely, cracking his jaw open like a snake. Or unhinging. Whatever. He glanced lazily down at Tanya from under hooded eyes, who was in turn watching him with one eyebrow raised and an amused smile on her lips. “So just… write. Don’t even think about it. Just close your eyes and let your mind go blank, put your fingers on the keyboard, and… type.”
“I wonder how they dealt with writer’s block before the all – important laptop and typing ability,” Tanya mused aloud, turning back around to face her patiently waiting laptop.
She closed her eyes and took a deep breath. “Shouldn’t close my eyes,” she muttered. “Tiredness always comes… at the most…”
Sleep overcame her, and she slipped forward until her head was resting on her arms.
Francis, eyes closed, knew nonetheless what had happened, and he grinned at the ceiling. “Worked like a charm,” he congratulated himself.
A scene from real life, kind of, and random intermissions, because there’s not enough of those already at all.
Taya hadn’t been sleeping well again. Her eyes refused to shut at night, no matter how late – or how early – the hour, at least usually, until the most onopportune, not to mention inappropriate, times.
There was something comforting, oddly, certainly familiar, at least, about falling asleep in her early morning classew, not to mention overusing commas and distorting sentence structures. After all the weirdness that had been Daniel, and life in general, lately, that almost tangible sensation of normality was as welcome as sinking into a warm bath after coming inside on a blustery cold day.
Ryan Meer “call me Cat” was just as annoying, arrogant, and ctonemptous, or condescending, take your pick of adjectives, Tanya has a whole list full she’s willing to sahre) as ever. When he first moved there everyone thought he was gay, until, unable to hold bavk her “snortiggle,” as Delia called it, laughter, Tanya had started huming swing music, and it finally clicked in peoples’ minds. It didn’t hurt that Sammy had started in on “in the jungle, the mighty jungle…” in a perfect imitation of Timon’s voice; you know, the meer – cat (spacing for emphasis) from Tanya’s all time favorite movie, The Lion King.
Yes, there was something oddly familiar and comforting about “failing” latin. (She wasn’t sure if / why the quotations were warranted, but she didn’t care all that much to worry about it; they just seemed to fit.) the working – on – other – things, the failing asleep on the textbook, the staring blankly off into space unsure where she was or where her drifting mind was, however slowly, heading…
At least Mr. Dixit didn’t care. Or at least, he never seemed to notice. He rarely looked directly at the class at all, preferring instead to stare, left eye twitching a bit, above the students’ heads at the far back wall, or to fiddle nervously with the textbook he helf open flat on the table before him that served as podium. Staring at the blackboard was another favorite, as he scribbled his chicken – scratch, completely illegible notes on it that nonetheless a few students attempted to copy down. Most students just doodled.
The blackboard itself was interesting. For some reason, only half the school had white boards, and the rest were left with chalk and powdery erasers. Even more oddly, it was split down the middle of the high school hallway; the left side, even numbered rooms had one, and the right side, odd numbered classrooms, the other.
Once, or so “school legend” had it, a student wrote a mock - essay on the symbolism of this subject, tracing it back to segregation, the poverty divide, and reeling in about six different interpretations of post modernism. No one knew where a copy of this essay might be found, but its unknown author was revered in certain slightly – geeky circles for the sheer brazenness of actually turning it in and not running for cover when it was givn a heartfelt, big – red - felt - tip – pen kind of F.
Tanya enjoyed writing in her journal during class too, as well as sleeping. It also offered her a nice pillow for mornings like this, should the softness of the inside of the textbook ever fail, when the tiredness finally hit her, in – ignorable and unavoidable as a giant steamroller, determined to slowly flatten her. (That was another Whose Line reference, for those who may have missed it.)
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